"pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
11/14/2019 at 03:30 • Filed to: doggo, nine.com.au
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"pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
11/14/2019 at 03:30 • Filed to: doggo, nine.com.au | 3
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not something you see everyday
Just Jeepin'
> pip bip - choose Corrour
11/14/2019 at 08:02 |
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Great, now all the cool kids are going to want a tail growing out of their forehead.
$kaycog
> pip bip - choose Corrour
11/14/2019 at 08:56 |
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Unbelievable!
ttyymmnn
> pip bip - choose Corrour
11/14/2019 at 09:10 |
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Okay, that reminds me of a slightly off-color joke.
One morning, a man woke up and noticed a spot on his forehead as he looked in his shaving mirror. Over the next few days, the spot began to grow, and swell, and the man became concerned. So he went to see his doctor.
The doctor examined the man and said, “Well, this is a pretty rare case, the first I’ve ever seen. I don’t really know how to tell you this, but you’ve got a penis growing out of your forehead.”
“WHAT?!” the man exclaimed. “Are you kidding me?”
“No,” the doctor replied. “Although it’s rare, it has been documented before, and I’m afraid there’s nothing we can do about it.”
“What do you mean, ‘ nothing we can do about it?’ Can’t you just cut it off?”
“No,” the doctor replied, “because, as you know, a man’s penis is directly connected to his brain. If we cut it off, it will cause irreparable brain damage.”
The man sighed heavily in resignation, and then said quietly, “So, doc, you’re telling me that for the rest of my life, every time I look in the mirror, I’m going to see a penis coming out of my forehead?”
“Oh, no,” the doctor cheerfully replied. “You won’t be able to see it because the balls will be in your eyes.”
Dogsatemypants
> pip bip - choose Corrour
11/14/2019 at 09:12 |
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Cute
This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja:
> pip bip - choose Corrour
11/14/2019 at 09:42 |
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It’s a dickfur.
What’s a dickfur?
Lawlz
Svend
> ttyymmnn
11/14/2019 at 10:53 |
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I thought it was going to end with, ‘then the doctor advised him to get a BMW coupe to give others advanced warning of his situation and not be shocked when they see him ’.
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ttyymmnn
> Svend
11/14/2019 at 10:58 |
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Yeah, that works too.
JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t
> pip bip - choose Corrour
11/14/2019 at 11:24 |
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Does not wag, not really a tail, just a fleshy protuberance.
/spoilsport